I’d last read Go, Dog. Go! — and that’s the way the title is punctuated — somewhere around 1956, and sometimes it takes a lot to awaken a 60-year-old memory.
I want you to take this in, hat-wearing female dog, lest you spend the next 15 years of your life trying to impress someone who is not worth your time. Ignore the hat-based norms of the dog universe and wear what makes YOU happy. Celebrate yourself! You are awesome and unique, like that dancing eleven-year-old in the blonde wig from Sia’s “Chandelier” video, only a dog version!
And after all, it could be worse. She could be wearing a coat.