Go back to work and keep the house immaculate? Sure, once you get those 32-hour days up and running. It’s certainly not happening now:
I used to vacuum 3 times a week. Now I vacuum once a month and tell myself I’m not doing it more often because it “scares the cat.”
People ask me why I paid extra for these nifty hardwood floors. It’s mostly because I wanted my vacuum cleaner to be able to retire gracefully. (It’s a Hoover upright, age 40.)
You think they bought that? Me either.