Less clean, less often

Go back to work and keep the house immaculate? Sure, once you get those 32-hour days up and running. It’s certainly not happening now:

I used to vacuum 3 times a week. Now I vacuum once a month and tell myself I’m not doing it more often because it “scares the cat.”

People ask me why I paid extra for these nifty hardwood floors. It’s mostly because I wanted my vacuum cleaner to be able to retire gracefully. (It’s a Hoover upright, age 40.)

You think they bought that? Me either.

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