High weirdness low down

About 8:20, the Googlebots arrived; it’s been difficult to do anything on the site since then, though in the past, it’s seldom been their fault.

I am about to awaken the support guys.

Update: Can’t even get into the panel. Either their network is fried, or they’re getting DDoSed to a fare-thee-well.

Further update: Apparently one of the Major ISPs simply lost the way. I won’t mention their name, but it rhymes with “Sox.”